Posted 14 hours ago

hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

Posted 18 hours ago

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

Posted 2 days ago

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

image

Posted 2 days ago
Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)
Posted 6 days ago

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

Posted 1 week ago

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

Posted 1 week ago

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 1 week ago
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owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

Posted 2 weeks ago
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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

Posted 4 weeks ago

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

(Source: cutetier)

Posted 1 month ago

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

Posted 1 month ago

westayedinthewater:

tobycelery:

Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

GOD

i am this dog

(Source: videohall)